Saturday, February 17, 2007

Osho Joke - ha ha ho!


Dorothy, your boyfriend, Mulla Nasrudin, seems very bashful," said Mama to her daughter.

"Bashful!" echoed the daughter, "bashful is no name for it."

"Why don't you encourage him a little more? Some men have to be taught how to do their courting. He's a good catch."

"Encourage him!" said the daughter, "he cannot take the most palpable hint. Why, only last night when I sat all alone on the sofa, he perched up in a chair as far away as he could get. I asked him if he didn't think it strange that a man's arm and a woman's waist seemed always to be the same length, and what do you think he did?"

"Why, just what any sensible man would have done -- tried it."

"NO," said the daughter. "HE ASKED ME IF I COULD FIND A PIECE OF STRING SO WE COULD MEASURE AND SEE IF IT WAS SO

4 comments:

MIndFreak said...

Osho Says
You are Buddhaa
Find yourself Who u.


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linden method said...

hm, I don't understand this one :/

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Kumars links said...

Linden method

My dear friend U dont understand this one. Dont try to understand just listen and see and enjoy. its like sleep dont try to sleep just close ur eyes u will sleep automatic